5 Questions For... Mrs Jones!

1.What’s your favourite brand of yoghurts?

Aldi’s thick and creamy – the strawberry ones, specifically.

Mrs Jones, Mrs Flint & Mr Yates hit the town

2.If you could holiday anywhere in the world, where would you go?

A Greek island, probably. Maybe that one where they filmed Mamma Mia.

3.What is your least favourite film?

Beethoven, just because I’ve been forced to watch it so many times by my daughter. (Apparently it's about a dog, not the celebrated German symphony composer.)

4.Would you rather fight off 10 duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck?

One horse-sized duck.

5.Which, if any, is your favourite species of tree?

Perhaps oak, because I like acorns (direct quotation) - but I like pinecones, too, though. Perhaps, actually, a Christmas tree. Yeah, a Christmas tree.

6.Can you tell me your best joke?

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.